no mate i'll assure you, 5 mins and i'am only just getting started, don't forget i'am on testosterone injections from the doctors, so when its there its there to stay,some times till the next morning:) , i'am 37 mate not 87,all my tackle is working fine, being 19 stone is no hinderence, as i maybe a bit overweight, but i can still knock out over 65 press up in 60 seconds, not as good as 86 in 60 seconds like i could do when i was younger, but i'am a lot heavier now,and i'am damn sure i could not still do a 1 arm pull up at my weight, but this does not mean that i could'nt do some damage to a pink orafice.:D

LOL shall we all chip in for some horse style thongs to do our own pole dancing...:1la

http://i6.ebayimg.com/05/i/06/65/21/d4_1_b.JPG

haha you would never get me that drunk. Well actually, 4 hours sleep, 8 hours drive, beer, very little sleep, and more beer may do it:trout

Just dont let Gaz near it:D

I think you have forgotten that there are some ladies signed up to this site. Yeah we may be quiet but we read every post. ;)
But I must say it was a good read.

Adam, where do you find all these wierd pictures? :ghey

Anyway 'Pukka' I just thought I would let you know that I dont mind you watching a load of women swinging around poles, because in the tent next door there will be loads of fit men swinging there bits about. :D
So hopefully Nissan Turbs wont get too drunk and walk into the wrong tent.

I am really looking forward to Modifed Nationals. I hope everyone attends this year, no excuses. The best thing is that Chell and I have had numerous discussions and we have plans to make the salon bigger and better this year! :) :cool:

you dancing then? lol

yeah, after a drink or 2 I probably will.
Are you coming to modified nationals??

oops:o forgot about you ladies:D

Will you be donning a horse thong too:1la

I used to be a podium dancer in my university days. payed well:cool:

I may pop to Ann Summers and buy about 10 animal thongs and get you all drunk until your delirious. Then make you all wear animal thongs, you can decide between yourselves which one you want to wear.

http://www.annsummers.com/collection...llionpouch.jpg

http://www.annsummers.com/collection...pussypouch.jpg

http://www.annsummers.com/collection...onkeypouch.jpg

http://www.annsummers.com/collections/bigsheeppouch.jpg