i went with a gal called michelle, wunt be yours from this distance adz, if it was your misses adz i'd be in the guiness book of records for having a 200 mile long penis :D , or she would have to be good for me to stump up the petrol money for that distance in my guzzler;)

Il make some enquiries shaun;) Next time i visit her burger il see if i can smell some northern foreskin smeg:trout

no cheese around my knob mate, me staffies just cleaned it:D

Im starting to think this site may appeal to you shaun me old mucker:D

www.meatspin.com

naah mate, i never go on them, i've got enough on dvd:D

Lol

shaun whats this about boobie swapping at modified nationals? i wouldnt mind hanging my coat on stells pellets;)

I hears pukkas got first dibs?

our best bet was richard kimbelys girls puppies, we could have used them for ski jumping,or just for a plain old wit tank.:D

I think she caught him in a dress and wearing lipstick so made a hasty exit:confused: Either that shaun or you flashed her your meat n 2 veg;)

lol only just read this.Didnt realise you checked them. Where they in good nick?