What do ya do for a living?

[30psi]

You should see a psychologist.

There is great evidence and knowledge of what is known as 'joking in jest', where by the studies have shown that the sub conscious mind will try to make a reverse reference to something which is known not to be acceptable within either the general society or their local society. The reason for this is where the self conscious mind will try to show negative nature towards these 'secrets'. It is known as a form of mental self defence. A normal example of this would be the situation of a gay person (afraid of the feedback they would receive from society) will try to hide this in an over positive method, ie making homophobic comments, sometimes even completely random, where no previous such comment or opening to the subject was made.

Now this is where I get to my point.

In the example above, a psychologist would actually assume that your sub conscious mind is trying to cover up recent thoughts its had about children in an over positive self defending way. Hence the complete random comment you made about 'attracting little kiddies'.

Just food for thought....