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Old 30-07-2007, 22:12
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I`m bored tonight, so I thought I`d ask the million dollar question
If your "better half" gave the ultimatum, "the s12 has to go or I do".

Would you :-

A). Say "yes my darling, love of my life, I will sell it tomorrow".

B). Say "don`t let the door smack you on the arse on the way out, the car stays".

C). Transfer the registration document over in to his/her name, so that they feel too guilty to get rid of your pride and joy.

D). Hide the car round at your mate`s garage and only drive it when the other half is visiting their parents.

E). Buy your partner an s12 of their own, so that you can bitch at them for being under the bonnet at 10 pm at night.

F). Accidentally run over him/her with a monster truck and bury them in the foundations of the new air conditioned garage that you are having built for your s12.

I told you I was bored
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Old 30-07-2007, 23:10
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C). Transfer the registration document over in to his/her name, so that they feel too guilty to get rid of your pride and joy.
Not that she'd ask that question anyway []
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Old 30-07-2007, 23:15
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B). Say "don`t let the door smack you on the arse on the way out, the car stays".
il do what i like with my life. Im the boss, piss off!
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i wished my cams cost only £130 each, i must have c*nt wrote on my head
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Old 30-07-2007, 23:18
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il do what i like with my life. Im the boss, piss off!
Shut it, your opinion does not count on such subjects you toyota TRAITOR!!!
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Old 30-07-2007, 23:22
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suck my balls you bearded twat
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Old 31-07-2007, 08:49
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suck my balls you bearded twat
PMSL!

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Say "yes my darling, love of my life, I will sell it tomorrow".
Then feed her horse tranquilizers till she forgets that she even asked.... and possibly even what her own name is.
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Old 31-07-2007, 10:23
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other half?!
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other half?!
In your case it would be a case of choosing between your MKI and the Jägermeister you nearly drowned in at JAE
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In your case it would be a case of choosing between your MKI and the Jägermeister you nearly drowned in at JAE
oooh that is a toughie! I'm sure miss jäger would never give me that ultimatum!
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You are indeed a lucky man
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