The Monday controversial thread

[old-and-rusty]

I`m bored tonight, so I thought I`d ask the million dollar question
If your "better half" gave the ultimatum, "the s12 has to go or I do".

Would you :-

A). Say "yes my darling, love of my life, I will sell it tomorrow".

B). Say "don`t let the door smack you on the arse on the way out, the car stays".

C). Transfer the registration document over in to his/her name, so that they feel too guilty to get rid of your pride and joy.

D). Hide the car round at your mate`s garage and only drive it when the other half is visiting their parents.

E). Buy your partner an s12 of their own, so that you can bitch at them for being under the bonnet at 10 pm at night.

F). Accidentally run over him/her with a monster truck and bury them in the foundations of the new air conditioned garage that you are having built for your s12.

I told you I was bored
Regards,
Ian.