What do ya do for a living?

[nissan_turbs]

Originally Posted by 30psi

Got a few other expensive hobbies at the moment

I thought you only needed Smarties and other assorted sweeties to attract little kiddies

[30psi]

You should see a psychologist.

There is great evidence and knowledge of what is known as 'joking in jest', where by the studies have shown that the sub conscious mind will try to make a reverse reference to something which is known not to be acceptable within either the general society or their local society. The reason for this is where the self conscious mind will try to show negative nature towards these 'secrets'. It is known as a form of mental self defence. A normal example of this would be the situation of a gay person (afraid of the feedback they would receive from society) will try to hide this in an over positive method, ie making homophobic comments, sometimes even completely random, where no previous such comment or opening to the subject was made.

Now this is where I get to my point.

In the example above, a psychologist would actually assume that your sub conscious mind is trying to cover up recent thoughts its had about children in an over positive self defending way. Hence the complete random comment you made about 'attracting little kiddies'.

Just food for thought....

[s13eater]

martin your a psychologist now, i thought you where an accountant lol.we could get some expert advise from my bruv as he is one of the top psychologists at the northern general hospital at sheffield, maybe we could book nissan-turbs in for a review lol.

[30psi]

Not had much to do with it to be honest, but I think your brother is the best man for the job

[s13eater]

if you type in on google mart, russell ashmore you should be able to find some of his work.

[s13eater]

pete rosenburg, never did very well as a perv, being jewish, he used to say , don't eat all me sweets.

[nissan_turbs]

Originally Posted by 30psi

Loads of shit

I notice you didnt deny it. And by implying that im a dirty perv because I called you one, must mean your using a more long winded version of the bullet proof, playground "it takes one to know one" come back.

[James H]

Looks like im the only Chef on here!

[RichardK]

Originally Posted by s13eater

pete rosenburg, never did very well as a perv, being jewish, he used to say , don't eat all me sweets.

In my country we throw Jew down the well.

I'm making a career of working on my S12 as I seem to do that more than my actual job.

Whilst we're on the subject of all this, and it's the topic of the thread, my S12 pennies come from owning a computer company in Kidderminster. Have done for 10 years now.

In theory I would have lots of money. In reality, we all know that there's no such thing as a wealthy S12 driver.

Hence I'm broke. God damn it.

But hey, I live in a caravan to fund the car I've always wanted to create...

[Dazz]

I work for Pfizer, they own boots and unichem, im a lead driver who manages a group of controlled drug couriers, i go to a drop off hub in the morning, sort out the drops and then give them to the couriers, 2 hours working in a van then 3hrs at home, days work done! im on a 21k a year contract, 5 weeks holiday, to date its he best job ive had, i started as a drug courier 4 months ago
So if you ever need any viagra/blue pill, then i can sort you a 5 hr boner fot a fiver, believe me when i say it doesnt matter if you have problems or not, your missus will be f**ked befour you and a 3hr tingling buzz is the selling point.