My windscreen lifts when I close the door???

[s12Rob]

or you could follow your local bin lorry, follow it, get road name, time, reg number and the company name, ring in and say something flew out of it onto my car and damaged it, hey presto, free windscreen

[JackieFan]

You could also steal an old ladies handbag and use her pension to pay the excess on the windscreen cover

[Wocketfast]

Originally Posted by JackieFan

You could also steal an old ladies handbag and use her pension to pay the excess on the windscreen cover

When is pension collection day

[s13eater]

Originally Posted by Wocketfast

When is pension collection day

thursday's.