What do ya do for a living?

[Dazz]

I work for Pfizer, they own boots and unichem, im a lead driver who manages a group of controlled drug couriers, i go to a drop off hub in the morning, sort out the drops and then give them to the couriers, 2 hours working in a van then 3hrs at home, days work done! im on a 21k a year contract, 5 weeks holiday, to date its he best job ive had, i started as a drug courier 4 months ago
So if you ever need any viagra/blue pill, then i can sort you a 5 hr boner fot a fiver, believe me when i say it doesnt matter if you have problems or not, your missus will be f**ked befour you and a 3hr tingling buzz is the selling point.

[old-and-rusty]

Hi Dazz,
My Uncle used to be a drug courier...........he got five years for it
Regards,
Ian.

[Dazz]

Har har!!
All legal i tells ya!!